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Kristina Samurkas. Last Update March 27, 2012.

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So, your roommate’s gross.

A solid cell flesh surrounded by a thin (or thick) layer of dirt. It’s horrendous, nauseous, and the main reason you’re not letting your friends, family, or potential dates visit your room. It’s even.

But what can you do? Your thoughtful, well-thoughtful assumption that they were “quiet,” waved Chet’s hand, covered with his hand, or shruded his shoulders in a shirt that had not seen the light of detergent since his last washing. In September …

Option 1: Mom is an approach.

Also called “Hermagpube”, this approach is simple. You clean up their mess. Many times …

The approach is good for those Zen,

But Mama’s Approach puts you in a perpetual state of weakness. You care about them. You clean up after them and let them stay faithful to their habits and personal negligence. This is horrendous, and frankly, it is not recommended that if you value your dignity-but the germaphot must do what Hermanam should do …

The modified version of “Mom Approach”-“Mom Doesn’t Live Here Anymore Approach”: to keep your room not just pure, but untouched during the week. I’m talking about the hospital intact. National park pristine. Autoclave.

You go on for a week or two, and then stop cold turkey. Let them all get it.Your roommate, who is accustomed to high standards of purity, will be caught up in security and (hopefully) will start making some effort to restore the old number of clean. You may not get into the net Yosemite benchmark, but at least there will be no dirty laundry anywhere …

Option 2: Bombing of the Dresden approach.

All my dirt and shit where they can’t help, but they’re in the way. All my dirty socks under the pillow. Throw everything they leave on the floor on their bed …

They will come home, notice the absence of dirty sports socks and grill in a broad sense (as a toad or madame Umbridge in the 5th bookie/Harry Potter video), self-satisfied, knowing that their filth has completely violated your spirit to the point where you are dribbling and accepting a musing approach after a few weeks of stimulation of the upper lip …

They throw their bag on the ground, crushing your shoes/home/copy of John Green’s new book, which you paid additionally to sign and unload as quickly as possible, and then they go to bed … just to be a napkin because of the smell of a dozen pairs of sweat and dirt covered with socks. Ataka, success …

Your roommate sits and starts a counter-attack, full of prisoners and aggressive gestures. Stay calm. Not making excessive gestures, if they are. Simply and calmly explain that you are sick of living in your neighbor’s personal dump, and the pillow is full of dirty, fetid socks is the way you treat your room every day …

Dresden approach.

Option 3: The Buddha approach.

It’s pretty simple. You’re becoming Buddha. You did.

You’re in a world with dirt, light west, flies surrounding the dumpster. You’re alone with the universe, and nothing matters, not your upcoming exam, not six calls you ignore from your mother, and especially a little dirt …

With some dirt in your life. You don’t have to be a hermaphor. If you choose Baming Buddha Approach, you play a long game, and you should be fine with this …

But the BBA has a key component: dirt is not your fault. If anyone asks why your room is so dirty, you point your finger at your roommate. It’s not you. Even if you get a little spoiled, the entire room and its aggravation are your neighbor’s problem …

Although it is not very pleasant to play in the wine game, the growing pressure from the overthrowing will eventually uncover them like a chocolate Easter egg (how much of the chocolate Easter eggs? Why can’t they sell them all year round?) ..

Option 4: Snitch (no, not Harry Potter).

If you live with a very dirty neighbor, there’s a chance you’re at the dormitories. And you’ve become blind because you need to know if your friend from high school is a dirty layer before you agree to live with them. But we will return to the part about how to live in the dormitories: if you are in general, you have an analogue to Armenia or Armenia. And RA has power …

So when shit hits the fan (hopefully not literally) and you just can’t handle it, call WO …

Yeah, that means you’re a snitch, but that could be an effective technique for solving problems. Disputes with a roommate are part of your work. Don’t worry about the “knock”: the mentally-healing power of purity will make you forget about it …

Option 5: The Rafiki approach.

Rafiki can’t be taught, only know. You have to teach your neighbour that disorder is unacceptable, and they must take part in cleaning with you. The Rafiqi end with Hans Zimmer-scored a musical scene from you two cleaning ladies together, side by side, even though you’re a lion and he/she is a warphon …

Side note: As far as possible, avoid waltzing your neighbor on the head with a wooden ambassador …

Option 6: Clone/Approach to the sign (mainly for the ladies).

You have a room/bathroom with someone who sheds itself like a dog. A big, fat dog. There’s hair all over it. It’s disturbing. You could have knitted a sweater with hair from all the hair left in the blue/show/counter …

There is only one

for the unroots hair.Warm yourself with the clarks. Bring your hand to the hilt and go into the city in the bathroom. We leave crates out of ropes, which are strategically located around the bathroom, so that no one can justify cleaning their hair …

If this does not work, make strategically placed, passive-aggressive signs in false Czechs with a too big exclamation mark, helpinred reminding me that this is a community space, and can they, please, not get toothpaste all over the mirror? That would be great. Thank you!What strategies do you use to manage a random roommate?.

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